Viruses, Trojans, Overloads OH MY!!!

This week I had a four day long weekend and I was really lookin forward to it until suddenly I was being called by "The Bay" at oakridge mall because they keep trying to contact my references so they can offer me a part time job as a sales person on the weekends. Also, my aunt keeps asking me to come over and see what I can do to help fight this scammer she bought a $400 purse from on the internet. My personal trainer terry tells me I have to eat more food then I have been and gives me a program to eat all meat and eat 6 times a day and make sure I get lots of calories, protein and fat(So I spent 40 dollars of my own money on food and hid it away from mom and pops or else they'll eat my food). Not only that but shaw cable called me up from their office in calgary telling me that I was on their top 5 watch list for spammers sending out spam emails to peoples email accounts(Apparently I had sent around 750,000 emails to random people) and so I spent two days trying to figure out how to outsmart the computer worm but I could not because my internet was gone, computer resources were low due to the virus running in background and the trojan kept copying itself whenever i deleted key components of it which means there is a file embedded that boots at startup making sure its running. Lastly as I am sitting here and writing this on my last day of the four day weekend which was supposed to be relaxing I got all my blocks changed so I have to make up for 2 weeks of english 12 homework and projects and reading in 1 day or else I get a bunch of omits.
***Anyways im going to do some of my english homework now and then clean my rooms and who knows how long that will take me............................................................***